Honey, you’re the only reason, that I go to school,
I study physics, so I won’t be such a fool.
I also study history, too,
So when I get old, I won’t age always be loved by you.
In the morning, when I get out my books,
I even study cookery, with a hundred and one cooks,
And the only reason for this, I know,
Is so we can dine together, it looks, does it show ?
Chorus
The science of love is a difficult thing to learn,
But if I study oh ! so hard,
Perhaps, soon it will be my turn.
Can’t stand anymore being goody - goody,
Honey, be my study buddy,
Don’t want to be forever lonely,
Want to study with you and all about you, only.
When we get together, we can share,
The burdens of a lifetime, in our underwear.
At night, I study geography, just so,
I can find my way to your door, in one go,
I study chemistry, so our love potion matches,
I only hope that this love bug catches.
At one or two o ‘ clock, when I’m tossing and turning,
I open my study books - about you I am learning.
And if in class, I find that I’m fainting,
It’s because you were the subject of the portrait I was
painting.
Chorus
I study maths, so you’re my number one,
I want things to add up with you, more than anyone,
I study astrology, so I can throw my cares to the Sun,
Thinking of you, so very much, can’t seem to get my
homework done.
Maybe, if I study all about art,
I’ll find that perhaps, we won’t be so much apart,
If I study diff’rent languages, too, I’ll be able to say,
Honey, I love you, in each and every way … (repeat to
fade).
© Jacqueline Richards 2008
