Jacqui Richards’s Weblog

April 18, 2008

Articles Of The Constitution

Filed under: A — jacquirichards @ 7:54 pm

 

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Articles of the constitution,

Fall upon the floor,

Very soon, with my lawyer lover,

There’s none to drop anymore.

 

Chorus

Article by article, particle by particle,

There’s no law against it, you know,

Though I dare say if the police heard about this, they’d be round rightv now.

 

First there is one or two warm coats,

Then off your tie and your shirt floats,

Articles of the constitution are strewn one by one,

With your briefcase and papers, until everything is undone.

Chorus

Article one, is of course, that we’re all equal,

(So that means I’ll take off one piece of clothing if you do, too)

Then, we’ll shower in the bathroom, I think, for article two …

The article that talks about free speech, shouldn’t be really out of reach,

So we’ll talk freely and kiss each cheek.

 

Chorus

 

Article four, I forget what it is,

So instead, I’ll settle for a kiss,

We’ll jive article five,

And on six, we’ll perform tricks.

Chorus … (repeat to fade).

© Jacqueline Richards 2008

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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